guys

Guys, man. You niggas are a trip.

Him: i call her my girl
Chmy *: look at yo status now
Him: but she's not
Him: i know
Chmy *: -tisk tisk-
Him: she's not my girl though
Him: im single
Chmy *: Mmmmhmm
Him: but in order 2 keep what i got going
Him: i need 2 have a "relationship"
Him: all we really do is fuck
Him: if u was here
Chmy *: so your using her =|
Him: and we cuddled up
Him: i'd be with u
Him: yea
Him: she keeps other uglier girls off my dick
Chmy *: smh
Him: so she's a buffer
Him: dont shake ur damn head
Him: u wana be wifey
Him: bring ur ass here
Him: we wont sex as mucch
Him: cuddle every nite
Him: and i'll treat u much better
Chmy *: yea right
Chmy *: lmao
Chmy *: how do i know that
Chmy *: you probably tell her the same thing, LOL.
Him: even though she's treated good...i dont want her permanently
Him: and u know that cuz im tellin u that every day
Him: i see this bitch every day and im the jay z 2 her beyonce
Him: i keep a certain distance


Some of you really need to be hit in the face with a bag of bricks.
Why lie to us girls? Nigga, be blunt. Shit, be real with me. If you only want me
for my body, tell me - so I know to keep it moving. I'm the wrong girl for that, sorry.
Stop leading these ho's on, damn. Is it really hard to be real with us? Your a big boy, you can
handle it.

that's all, just needed to put that out there..

Ai