100th Post!
WOOHOOO!
WOOHOOO!
Thank you, thank you. Can you believe I've been enlightening you people for 100 posts? Freaking insane right? Ahh, I'm happy to be here. :) You all have put up with my bullshitting, bitching, and moaning. Ha, yea right. You niggers live for this shit. You like to hear it, doncha` DONCHA!? Yea, you do. I appreciate it, too. Thank you my babies. Hopefully we can continue to go 100 more strong.
:)
You know what movie I just got done watching? Knocked Up. Freaking Hilarious! Oh my goodness. If you haven't seen it, please go watch it. It's really good. Titty people, you'd like it too. Lots of boobs in that movie. Go ahead, enjoy yourselves. Emotional ass pregnant hoes. Which reminds me. There are a lot of new mothers out there lately, did you realize that? I'm talking young mommies too. Pregnant people look so cute. Especially when they were all skinny at first. Like me, when I get pregnant, I'm going to be cute as hell - AND my boobs are going to be the shit. Now tell me thats not Justice.
- turns on iTunes Playlist
Ah, that's more like it. I'm feeling really good. Not that evertything in my life is necessarily going great right now, but I feel good. That's what's up. Lol. Maybe it's because I've been feeling mad cute lately, yea, that's probably what it is. When you feel good about yourself, nothing can tear you down. A new hairstyle can go a long way, believe it or not - my ole sexy ass. :) No, I'm not conceited, and kinda hate when people tell me that. Vain? Nigga not this one. TRUST, I have my ugly days, and let me tell you.. it is NOT anything to be conceited about! Lol. But I always go back and look at a pretty picture of myself, and think, "Don't worry, you'll be pretty again eventually.." I'm not crazy, I swear. -smacks lips. Nigga don't act like you don't do that.
I really should clean my room. Ugh. It's a WRECK. :( I have paper and clothes everywhere. This is NOT gangster, at all. My dad's going to walk in my room like, wth? I'll probably clean tomorrow. Eh, don't look forward to that.
-screams
Go Jay, go Jay, it's your birthday. I'm listening to Jay's latest single from By Any Means Necessary. I'm all bobbing and shit, lol. Shit is hot. Damn Jay, you don't wear Du-rag's do you? Lol, you would look stupid in one. You're cute showing your curly locks. Spending a grand or two on a bitch and her crew? Jay, I know I've taught you better than that. We don't spend money on these hoes. How many time must I tell you this? But yea, Capone, you're fire, kid.
I hacked into my phone the other day. Eh, couldn't help it. But this new interface on my phone. Shit is hot. I love my phone. :) She's my baby. Nigga like, "Oh shit, is that the Wing?" "Yea." "How much you want for it?" Nigga what? If you're not talking a grand, I'm not selling it, period. My bookie's not for sale, so quit asking. :)
- turns on iTunes Playlist
Ah, that's more like it. I'm feeling really good. Not that evertything in my life is necessarily going great right now, but I feel good. That's what's up. Lol. Maybe it's because I've been feeling mad cute lately, yea, that's probably what it is. When you feel good about yourself, nothing can tear you down. A new hairstyle can go a long way, believe it or not - my ole sexy ass. :) No, I'm not conceited, and kinda hate when people tell me that. Vain? Nigga not this one. TRUST, I have my ugly days, and let me tell you.. it is NOT anything to be conceited about! Lol. But I always go back and look at a pretty picture of myself, and think, "Don't worry, you'll be pretty again eventually.." I'm not crazy, I swear. -smacks lips. Nigga don't act like you don't do that.
I really should clean my room. Ugh. It's a WRECK. :( I have paper and clothes everywhere. This is NOT gangster, at all. My dad's going to walk in my room like, wth? I'll probably clean tomorrow. Eh, don't look forward to that.
-screams
Go Jay, go Jay, it's your birthday. I'm listening to Jay's latest single from By Any Means Necessary. I'm all bobbing and shit, lol. Shit is hot. Damn Jay, you don't wear Du-rag's do you? Lol, you would look stupid in one. You're cute showing your curly locks. Spending a grand or two on a bitch and her crew? Jay, I know I've taught you better than that. We don't spend money on these hoes. How many time must I tell you this? But yea, Capone, you're fire, kid.
I hacked into my phone the other day. Eh, couldn't help it. But this new interface on my phone. Shit is hot. I love my phone. :) She's my baby. Nigga like, "Oh shit, is that the Wing?" "Yea." "How much you want for it?" Nigga what? If you're not talking a grand, I'm not selling it, period. My bookie's not for sale, so quit asking. :)
PAUSE!
So me and Jay have this Photoshoot for By Any Means Necessary on Sunday, right? Lol, this guy is a clown..
jay.: AND SUP ON SUNDAY, GUHLLL?!
chmy *: So far all systems go.
chmy *: :)
jay.: Okay, I'ma come get you at like...
jay.: 2ish.
jay.: Because we have this photoshoot at 3ish.
chmy *: Where are we going again? Lol
jay.: And I want you to come along for that.
jay.: I won't rape you or kill you or anything.
chmy *: LMAOOO
jay.: Right now, it looks like we'll be downtown.
chmy *: None of the alleys... right..
jay.: Nawwwll, no alleys.
jay.: All open spaces.
jay.: Plenty of people around.
jay.: And I'll give you a bullhorn.
jay.: You you can scream if something is wrong.
chmy *: Mhm..
chmy *: Nigga. You sound like the kind of nigga that preys after poor unexpecting children.
chmy *: "You know me, right? We're friends remember? You know I wont hurt you..."
jay.: LMAOOOO!
jay.: THATS HOW THEY BE.
jay.: HOW YOU KNOW
jay.: I WAS
jay.: DOING THAT?!
jay.: :((
chmy *: LMAOOO!
jay.: AND SUP ON SUNDAY, GUHLLL?!
chmy *: So far all systems go.
chmy *: :)
jay.: Okay, I'ma come get you at like...
jay.: 2ish.
jay.: Because we have this photoshoot at 3ish.
chmy *: Where are we going again? Lol
jay.: And I want you to come along for that.
jay.: I won't rape you or kill you or anything.
chmy *: LMAOOO
jay.: Right now, it looks like we'll be downtown.
chmy *: None of the alleys... right..
jay.: Nawwwll, no alleys.
jay.: All open spaces.
jay.: Plenty of people around.
jay.: And I'll give you a bullhorn.
jay.: You you can scream if something is wrong.
chmy *: Mhm..
chmy *: Nigga. You sound like the kind of nigga that preys after poor unexpecting children.
chmy *: "You know me, right? We're friends remember? You know I wont hurt you..."
jay.: LMAOOOO!
jay.: THATS HOW THEY BE.
jay.: HOW YOU KNOW
jay.: I WAS
jay.: DOING THAT?!
jay.: :((
chmy *: LMAOOO!
- cries
That's all for tonight kiddies. It's been fun 100th posting for you. Time for me to go wrap my hair, and go bug somebody's son. Have a goodnight!
Jay's going to rape me. :(. I can feeeeeeel it. - sighs. I'm not even going to be able to defend myself. He's big and strong. And I'm all tiny. Mm... stupid ho.
That's all for tonight kiddies. It's been fun 100th posting for you. Time for me to go wrap my hair, and go bug somebody's son. Have a goodnight!
- deuce
7 comments:
Bae, you used the wrong "vain". The one you used was like the vein in your arm. Oops, correct that.
Lol, you know what? I'll spend a couple grand on that ho and her whole crew. Bitches better give me some head or they all gone get raped. That's just a rape down payment.
100th post! Congrats.
I need to step my game up.
I'm on 112 and I've been blogging way longer than you!
Lol, but this is my third blog, though.
STILL, CONGRATS.
Keep it up.
Lmao @ acting like the 100th post is a big life accomplishment. That just means we don't have lives. :(
I knew that looked funny.
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"Oops, my bad?"
Rape down playment!? LMAO, get out.
Don't try and pull that shit with me Sunday, I'm not giving your ass shit.
We need something else better to do.
WE'RE JOBLESS BAE! JOBLESS BLOGGING LAMES!
=(
Aw, chinterr .
Your posts make my
day smile like sunshine .
& that made no sense,
but it doesn`t have to,
`cause I`m me [scratch that]
I`m Key, nigga !
Lmao!
It really doesn't though.
But ACTUALLY, thats just how shweet my blog are!
IM COLD, NIGGA! IT'S ME, NOT YOU!
blogs*
:)
JUST because you reached a 100 posts doesn't mean you stop blogging, lmao.
;]
Lmao! I blogged today!
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